Time to choose.
You have a big business meeting tomorrow. Do you do the sensible thing and have an early night? OR do you help road-test your friend’s homemade potato-fuelled rocket, riding shotgun into the history books?
You have been entrusted with the keys to your in-laws’ brand-spanking new Maserati (who knew they had that kind of money lying around?!). Do you uphold your promise and guard the car with your life? OR do you pick up your shades and head for the nearest highway, blasting AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ as you drive into the sunset?
It’s your significant other’s sister’s daughter’s birthday or something (it’s a big deal apparently) and you score Box Office tickets to the Grand Final match that happens to be on at the same time. Do you get dressed and arrive with gifts in hand? OR do you slather your team colours all over yourself and run down to the match, beer in one hand and meat pie in the other, cheering all the way?
Come over to the dark side… we have beer!